for those who missed the party (o!)

the following was found (or lost) on facebook recently (reproduced here complete with typos and follow-up comments from the lunatic fringe):

yes, of course i should (have been) sleeping, but that's when the babbler wants to play most (among other sleepy semi-buried aspects of my personality, but those require a partner or some sort of inflatable ummmm, never mind)... i felt some... of that ol' time religion (not to be confused with human religions) last night and threw a chocolate milk party for the words, though it didn't get very far... heavy chocolate milk, ya know, challenging to throw, so the mess was surprisingly small... and for the confused, refer to page three of appendix g or the handbook on understanding me, if you can find it in your local bookstore... if not, sense an abundance of time to shared experiences, incorporated, and we'll put you on the waiting list... a winning lottery tocket or the equivolent will rush your order to the front of the line, in case you come across such a beast... and not that my eyes are open again, i think it's time for basketball... see you when i get back (i'll shower first, just to keep from dripping all my sweaty goodness on the keyboard... saturday night live later, not the tv version, but the home version, home you have fun too {hope, there's always, ya know?} :)

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obviously had extra o's this morning... abun-dance typo-o's (positive, please)... out to play ball now, b-goooood....